gracious goes the ghost of you
if this gets 100,000 notes i’ll wear this condom dress to my graduation
100,000 cause i’m a go big or go homer
O dam this is gonna be fUNN
SIGNAL BOOST THIS
well i mean at least people at my school will get free condoms
it literally stresses me out how many good books are out there that i still haven’t read
Imagine if Amnesia or Slender came with a heart rate monitor. Imagine every time something creepy happened it would get worse because your heart began to beat faster and the game recognized you were scared.
Nevermind does just that!
that’ll attract me for damn sure
Even though she broke your heart, I’d still put her in your top five.
5. Stella. 4. Zoey. 3. The slutty pumpkin. 2. Marshall, that time you guys pretended to be a couple when Barney was trying to sell the apartment. 1. Victoria.
Like your top five worst relationships?
5. Blah Blah. 4. Boats, Boats, Boats. 3. Karen. 2. Zoey. She made both lists. 1. By a landslide…Jeanette.
do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts
nobody ever really wants to play monopoly
The just want to win monopoly
Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.
Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important.
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
We are your biological imperative.